2 Slow, 2 Shitty

I really don’t even need to say anything about this car. It’s a pretty typical ricer. I’ll break down the features that really make this car what it is:

  • Shopping cart handle
This is useful when the car breaks down and needs to be pushed by giants to the Fry’s electronics parking lot and abandoned.
  • White rims
They can make any car look like a toy! It’s so cute!

  • Clear Taillights

The only conclusion I can draw on the clear taillights thing is that they help the car look like shit, which is what the owner is going for.

  • Vinyl Graphics

The graphics are there to announce to the whole world “My Mom was careless and dropped me on my head, right onto the tile in the kitchen when I was a baby!”

  • “Sponsor” Stickers

Alerts other drivers to the presence of the nearby retard.

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About Mike Ross

I love anything you can drive. But I love it even more if it has a small block Chevy or Ford motor, a turbo, four wheel drive, is a hatchback, or was made in the 80s. My ideal car would be a combination of all of these things, and I'm working on building a time machine so I can go back to the 80's and convince Chevy and Ford to collaborate on a twin-engine, single turbo 4x4 XR4Ti/Fox Mustang/Third Gen F-body and hide one in a mineshaft for me to recover in brand new condition. Look for a blog post about it just as soon as it happens. Or maybe it already did, and I've already posted about it in the future and the internet just needs to catch up with it. Okay, my head hurts, never mind.