As much as I rail on about mega-lifted trucks…


Obviously, this truck is all show, and obviously not an off-road vehicle; which would ordinarily set off my bullshit detectors and be the catalyst for an angry rant. Something about this truck, though, I don’t know if it’s the bad-ass American flags, or the well-proportioned (and often overlooked) tire-to-body ratio. I can’t really say, but I do know I like it.

However there is a few things I don’t care for, like the stacks, the black wheels and the clear mudflaps. The drop hitch is a bit over done too. I understand trucks this large turn a well-rounded working vehicle into a rolling mullet: Business in the front, party in the back. Don’t kid yourself, this guys not hauling sheet rock from job to job with this beast. That bed is now only occupied by portable coolers full of beer and scantily clad females.

We all know from history that very few people can rock a mullet. This truck rocks one wearing the stars and bars like a superman-style cape; flapping wildly behind it in the wind.

Rock on, you crazy-mullet-party-truck.