Ford F-350: The World’s Largest Grain Of Rice


Rudolf Diesel would be spinning in his watery grave if he ever discovered the extent to which his invention was was currently being used as- um …male enhancement.

I mean, come on, the outlet is basically the size of my bottle of diet Dr. Pepper (the height of the bottle), and it clearly isn’t that size all the way back. What a joke. At least stacks direct soot away from me as they look like shit. What’s the point of this? Looking like shit AND blowing particulates right into the face of anybody who happens to be at stroller/wheelchair/bicycle/bus stop height?

Don’t be a dick.

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About Mike Ross

I love anything you can drive. But I love it even more if it has a small block Chevy or Ford motor, a turbo, four wheel drive, is a hatchback, or was made in the 80s. My ideal car would be a combination of all of these things, and I'm working on building a time machine so I can go back to the 80's and convince Chevy and Ford to collaborate on a twin-engine, single turbo 4x4 XR4Ti/Fox Mustang/Third Gen F-body and hide one in a mineshaft for me to recover in brand new condition. Look for a blog post about it just as soon as it happens. Or maybe it already did, and I've already posted about it in the future and the internet just needs to catch up with it. Okay, my head hurts, never mind.