I really don’t even feel like wasting my time explaining why this is up here. You already know. I hope. God, I really hope you do. You do… right?
Doesn’t that weird spoiler/rear end shroud kinda make the rear look like one of those newish Galants that nobody bought?
Seriously, they look like little escape pods, or cartoon rocket boosters or something. Is Pixar making car accessories now?
I keep seeing Cavaliers with these horrendous body kits. The bumpers stick out far enough that I’m afraid I’m going to trip over one in a parking lot.
Notice the separation of the bumper cover from the body. Also, don’t you wonder why a car with an inline cylinder configuration would ever, EVER need dual exhaust?
If I had a back bumper like this, I’d play games with myself to see how much stuff I could set on it.
I’d support a law that required all cars (even imports) to have American Flags airbrushed all over them if it meant I’d never, ever have to see this shit again.
Realistic fire bro.
What’s next? Airbrushing dents and scratches onto the car? And is that plaid under the hood?!
I’m sorry. I don’t care if it’s patriotic.
It looks like fuck.
One things for sure. This car has definitely “got the straight edge”. Interpret that however you like.
I was trying to take a picture on my phone of an Accord with a single Flowmaster right under the bumper with a 4th gen z28 square tip when something white and wearing a huge wing caught my eye instead. It turned into a 711 so I followed it in there and waited for the guy to go inside. Then I snapped a couple pictures real quick.
It’s actually pretty terrifying trying to take a picture of someones car to make fun of it when you’ve seen the owner and he’s seen you. Anyways… I was really excited just to get a picture of a Focus with such a big wing. Then I realized I was in the presence of a mighty Ford Focus Cobra!
And no, it wasn’t a v8 swap Focus. And even if it were, this is still ridiculous and you know it.
Apparently, they’ve got a whole different style going on over in California: Retarded.
I saw this at Ikea while getting hot dogs.