Jeff Goldblum’s Car

I’m not even sure what I’m seeing here. I always thought the Alero tailights were insect-like. I just never imagined anyone would do something like this.

It’s gotta be homemade, right? Please tell me it’s home made.
What the hell am I
Thousand eyes, a fly
Lucky then I’d be
In one day deceased

Z06 Not Good Enough?

I was driving down 35th avenue when this Corvette caught my attention. I love Corvettes. But that spoiler was hideous.

But when I got closer, I saw something far worse than a huge spoiler…

The idiot already has a Z06 (albeit an extremely tasteless one), so why does he feel the need to put the bogus SS badge on the car? IT’S A FUCKING CORVETTE!