The Lesser of Two Evils

This is the Holy Grail, the Lost Dutchman Mine, and the Aiwa Mega-CD all rolled into one!

Either of these trucks would get me excited normally, but to see two of them together? This changes everything. Unpainted body kits just don’t do it for me anymore…

I’ve concluded that the one on the right is uglier, but the one on the left is more retarded. 

I like the C5 tailgate, the turbo badge, and the spoiler, but what really sets it off for me is the rear window. How the fuck are those horses able to be in front of the waterfall like that? Bonus points for actually covering the old taillights though. Years ago, I saw a Ford truck with the Corvette taillight roll pan AND the stock lights AND one of those stupid led brake light bars that goes in the huge gap between the tailgate and the poorly made roll pan. All of them hooked up. I want to see it again.
I hate to make another Pixar reference so soon, but does this remind anyone else of the three eyed alien from Toy Story? Just me?

Seeing Red

I really don’t even feel like wasting my time explaining why this is up here. You already know. I hope. God, I really hope you do. You do… right?

Doesn’t that weird spoiler/rear end shroud kinda make the rear look like one of those newish Galants that nobody bought?

Park Bench Body Kit

I keep seeing Cavaliers with these horrendous body kits. The bumpers stick out far enough that I’m afraid I’m going to trip over one in a parking lot.

Notice the separation of the bumper cover from the body. Also, don’t you wonder why a car with an inline cylinder configuration would ever, EVER need dual exhaust?

If I had a back bumper like this, I’d play games with myself to see how much stuff I could set on it. I’d win.

Flame Job

I’d support a law that required all cars (even imports) to have American Flags airbrushed all over them if it meant I’d never, ever have to see this shit again.

Realistic fire bro.
What’s next? Airbrushing dents and scratches onto the car? And is that plaid under the hood?!

Wait, What?!

I was trying to take a picture on my phone of an Accord with a single Flowmaster right under the bumper with a 4th gen z28 square tip when something white and wearing a huge wing caught my eye instead. It turned into a 711 so I followed it in there and waited for the guy to go inside. Then I snapped a couple pictures real quick.

It’s actually pretty terrifying trying to take a picture of someones car to make fun of it when you’ve seen the owner and he’s seen you. Anyways… I was really excited just to get a picture of a Focus with such a big wing. Then I realized I was in the presence of a mighty Ford Focus Cobra!

And no, it wasn’t a v8 swap Focus. And even if it were, this is still ridiculous and you know it.