Sticker Shock

So, I was leaving Gamestop (which is a complete joke, by the way) and I noticed this car. At first it just looked like your average mid-life Chrysler, but then I noticed the home made sticker on the back:

“In Leykis we Trust”

And since I can’t fucking stand Tom Leykis (actually, I shouldn’t say that. Saying I can’t stand him almost makes him seem like he could be something relevant.)

Since nobody gives a fuck about Tom Leykis anymore, and hes an old heartbroken fatass, I’d probably recommend peeling off the stickers. I mean, seriously, you wonder why girls dont like you when you drive a maroon Sebring with license plate frame of tiny chrome skulls with a tribal design on the top and your hubcaps removed? Whoever you are, just know this:

I hope someone splashes piss right in your stupid fucking face.

Good Day.

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About Mike Ross

I love anything you can drive. But I love it even more if it has a small block Chevy or Ford motor, a turbo, four wheel drive, is a hatchback, or was made in the 80s. My ideal car would be a combination of all of these things, and I’m working on building a time machine so I can go back to the 80’s and convince Chevy and Ford to collaborate on a twin-engine, single turbo 4×4 XR4Ti/Fox Mustang/Third Gen F-body and hide one in a mineshaft for me to recover in brand new condition. Look for a blog post about it just as soon as it happens. Or maybe it already did, and I’ve already posted about it in the future and the internet just needs to catch up with it.

Okay, my head hurts, never mind.

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