I saw this van at a grocery store a couple days ago. When I was taking pictures of it, an employee came outside and told everything he knew about the lady who drives it. Apparently, she goes to the store every day around noon and hangs out all day near the deli until they close at night. I actually feel kind of bad to post this but at the same time, I’m not happy about having to share the road with someone who drives around with such an unsafe amount of visibility-blocking bullshit in their vehicle, so whatever.
The van is so full of papers and garbage that there is “litteraly”(sorry) only room for one person to fit inside. It’s definitely a fire hazard, there’s no disputing that, but I wonder if driving around totally enshrouded by paper actually would protect you in the event of an accident, like packing peanuts. You don’t just drive this van to your destination, you fucking pack and ship yourself there!
I doubt safety is much of a concern for the owner of the coupon cocoon though, I’m assuming her house is one of those Indiana Jones puzzle-type situations where you have to step only on the right piles of trash so you don’t sink in and suffocate. Or maybe she doesn’t have a house and is some type of new age nomadic hoarder. All I know is that it makes me feel like shit. Enjoy.