I really don’t even need to say anything here.
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P.S. Everyone’s fucked.

You will need 2 parts Cadillac, a splash of Dodge Neon paint, a pinch of whatever you think a European car may have looked like in the late 80’s, and a welder.
Don’t forget to throw on a set of yesterdays largest.
I thought this truck was bad enough when I first saw it. Then I looked at it at home and realized the poor girl is missing a foot. I’ve been trying to rationalize this and I really just don’t know what to think. Did the guy paying the “artist” run out of money? Is that really how the girl looks? Anyways, I have included a Photoshop of the direction I feel the art should be headed in. Ha. “Be headed”.
My last post about the bumper made me realize how effortlessly I could make this thing sell, so yesterday I decided to do just that. As a responsibility to fellow gearheads, I have to say that I would not recommend using the paint that I used despite my good results with it. If you really want a nice, durable, long-lasting finish I would suggest doing it the right way and avoiding aerosols all together. With that said, if you’re just going to sell it on Craigslist and it’s mechanically sound and/or structurally safe: Do what you have to.
So to reiterate, this post brings the Futuramic Farm Truck build up to present times, only for today and without any spoilers. The next post for FFT will pick up where we left off.