Apparently, they’ve got a whole different style going on over in California: Retarded.
I saw this at Ikea while getting hot dogs.
The Acura Ranger
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It’s You Again!
I saw him again! This time right by ASU west. Also worth noting is the tiny, tiny penis of the driver of the truck next to me.
Insult to Injury
“Ok… what’s the plan?”
“Don’t you remember? He said it needs to be simultaneously the ugliest and most pointless car anyone’s ever seen!”
“You mean like a Smart Car?”
“Ok, maybe not quite so ugly or pointless. Second most ugly and pointless then.”
“Hmm…”
“This is tough”
“Yeah, screw this. I can’t think of anything. Why don’t we just start working on another customer’s car and come back to this later?”
“That’s a good idea, we really need to finish up on Richard’s car, the combination second gen Camaro/dune buggy. It was supposed to be done last week.”
“Cool. I’ll try and think of something while I finish painting the drivers side rear brake drum yellow and cutting long slits into the hood.”
Minnesota
The title pretty much sums it up.
There it is again!
I’ve seen this fucking stupid thing twice now. Both times, it was right around 43rd ave and Greenway. Actually, I really can’t decide whether I like it or hate it. Decide for yourself.
No more fucking fucked up friends! (Or trucks.)“You Just Don’t Understand Art”
“You’re not listening to me! Look, it’s not that difficult. Sure, I want it to look like cat piss. But more importantly; it has to look like it smells like cat piss. It’s conceptual. Got it?”
