I saw him again! This time right by ASU west. Also worth noting is the tiny, tiny penis of the driver of the truck next to me.
It’s You Again!
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Author Archives: Mike Ross
Insult to Injury
“Ok… what’s the plan?”
“Don’t you remember? He said it needs to be simultaneously the ugliest and most pointless car anyone’s ever seen!”
“You mean like a Smart Car?”
“Ok, maybe not quite so ugly or pointless. Second most ugly and pointless then.”
“Hmm…”
“This is tough”
“Yeah, screw this. I can’t think of anything. Why don’t we just start working on another customer’s car and come back to this later?”
“That’s a good idea, we really need to finish up on Richard’s car, the combination second gen Camaro/dune buggy. It was supposed to be done last week.”
“Cool. I’ll try and think of something while I finish painting the drivers side rear brake drum yellow and cutting long slits into the hood.”
Minnesota
The title pretty much sums it up.
There it is again!
I’ve seen this fucking stupid thing twice now. Both times, it was right around 43rd ave and Greenway. Actually, I really can’t decide whether I like it or hate it. Decide for yourself.
No more fucking fucked up friends! (Or trucks.)“You Just Don’t Understand Art”
“You’re not listening to me! Look, it’s not that difficult. Sure, I want it to look like cat piss. But more importantly; it has to look like it smells like cat piss. It’s conceptual. Got it?”
YO DAWG
It’s got to be the most ridiculous trend yet.
“Hey man, I want, like, a picture of my truck on my truck.”
Of course, the other tasteless stuff is still there, like the clear tail lights, the running boards, the roll pan that makes no sense with the ground effects, the uneven exhaust, the torn canvas tonneau cover with something written on it for people to see with google earth, the chrome diff cover, and the lightning bolt rear window tint.What really sets it off though, is that little mural on the back. It’s not just a painting of his truck back there, it’s his truck in the middle of a fucking situation. Notice how gracefully his truck streaks through the water in reverse, away from the giant flying snow crab during the storm at the end of the world with the part of space coming down to earth. Breathtaking.Also noteworthy is the fact that on the painting of his truck, he clearly has some sort of plastic fairing behind the cab, while his real-life truck does not. Is this a tribute to a previous modification, or a sign of things to come?
