Look at this face, you can actually see how miserable the car feels, and do you blame it? For $2400 you can rescue this would be shit kit car. I’ll be the optimist and pray it’s transformed into something respectable. Continue reading
Category Archives: Tasteless Cars
Creole Cruiser, Custom Porched Motorhome (Craigslist)
Stay classy in the deep south, be the envy of everyone at the bayou with this hand built porched motorhome. Continue reading
You Must Be Joking – Airbrushed Yamaha R1
“Oh dear God!” The words fell out of my mouth and on to the pavement as I walked past this atrocity in the parking lot of a local restaurant. Here we have a Yamaha R1 sport bike which combines two of my least favorite things: motorcycles and the new “Dark Knight” movies.
The bike’s body panels are custom painted with the Joker from the “Dark Knight” movie series. From the embroidered seat to the color-matched wheels, they really went all out on this thing. This bike is the very definition of “tasteless.”
Bad Lightning
Take everything that makes yesterday’s Lightning so great, and modify it to the opposite end of the spectrum.
Easily removable stripes? Meet painted on ugly hot rod flames.
Tasteful wheels? How about body paint-matched Ebay specials with a huge goofy lip.
Stock badges and Red tail lamps? Meet the Lightning “R” and stock euro lenses.
I haven’t even mentioned the ugly body effects kit and dumb ass lip spoiler off the tailgate. This Lightning is even worse than the pictures I took of it.
When They Say Tour The Rim… (Jeep Grand Cherokee)
I’m not sure what the story is here, maybe they were the best cosmetics salesperson at the Dollar General? Either way this pink Jeep isn’t afraid to show the world who it is, over spray and all. Continue reading



