30 inches x 4 wheels = nearly 20 square feet of stupidity.
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Category Archives: Tasteless Cars
Another Lifted Truck
Aside from being a lover of cars, I’m also a lover of music. If you’ve ever glanced at my mugshot below the articles I write, it’ll be no surprise when I say that most of the music I enjoy involves loud, distorted guitars. One of my favorite thrash metal bands is a group called Overkill. Many of their album covers revolve around a green and black color scheme, and they even have a song called “The Green and Black.”
Coincidentally, I feel like that their name aptly describes the very same green and black color scheme on this truck. It’s absolutely overkill. I didn’t bother doing any research on it (fuck me, right?) but it has a big goofy Fuel logo on the front and an Audio Techniks decal on the bed side. So if you want to learn more about this boric acid flamed motherfucker, google it up.
Also, what the is the deal with that leaf pack? Seriously?
Big Hat, No Cattle: Riced Out Ford Taurus
I have heard that in Texas, the expression “big hat, no cattle” refers to someone who looks important but has suspect credentials. They might talk big but fail to come through or produce results that are in line with their appearance. This person might also be called a show-off, a braggart, or a fraud.
I would say that “big hat, no cattle” definitely applies to this Ford Taurus – especially since Taurus is the Latin word for “bull.” With its body kit and its dual exhaust cutouts, it might be appear to be a pretty fast car. Sadly, I have to call it out for not having any “go” to back up the “show.”
Pro Reflective Tape
I’ve actually seen this car before but this time I decided to snap a couple photos of it.
Stack Attack – What’s Really Hood?!
This is ridiculous for so many reasons. If it’s fake, which I think it kind of seems like it might be, it’s really dumb. If it’s real, then the owner of this truck is the biggest asshole in the world- to himself. Maybe it’s a nice way of reminding himself to drive slow to conserve fuel, because nobody wants to get a face full of particulates every time they accelerate from a light.
Big Truck, Small Town
I hope someone’s first day in America involves walking somewhere and being intentionally splashed with mud by this truck as it streaks by pumping out equal parts soot, train horn, and Alan Jackson.
I can’t think of a much better initiation into our culture than that.
