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Rudolf Diesel would be spinning in his watery grave if he ever discovered the extent to which his invention was was currently being used as- um …male enhancement.

I mean, come on, the outlet is basically the size of my bottle of diet Dr. Pepper (the height of the bottle), and it clearly isn’t that size all the way back. What a joke. At least stacks direct soot away from me as they look like shit. What’s the point of this? Looking like shit AND blowing particulates right into the face of anybody who happens to be at stroller/wheelchair/bicycle/bus stop height?

Don’t be a dick.