Apparently, they’ve got a whole different style going on over in California: Retarded.
I saw this at Ikea while getting hot dogs.
“Ok… what’s the plan?”
“Don’t you remember? He said it needs to be simultaneously the ugliest and most pointless car anyone’s ever seen!”
“You mean like a Smart Car?”
“Ok, maybe not quite so ugly or pointless. Second most ugly and pointless then.”
“This is tough”
“Yeah, screw this. I can’t think of anything. Why don’t we just start working on another customer’s car and come back to this later?”
“That’s a good idea, we really need to finish up on Richard’s car, the combination second gen Camaro/dune buggy. It was supposed to be done last week.”
“Cool. I’ll try and think of something while I finish painting the drivers side rear brake drum yellow and cutting long slits into the hood.”
But body kits that make your car look like a flying carpet, well, those are just totally fucking awesome.